A Spectacular Spattering of Shit

queerhound:

me: image

you: image

maythefoxbewithyou:

He took a drink of my lemonade and then got mad because it was sour. Took it out on me!

fish-dinner-connoisseur:

i-sucked-dick-on-accident:

donglek:

megustamemes:

It’s more disturbing with the USB cable plugged in.



NO

YESSSSS

fish-dinner-connoisseur:

i-sucked-dick-on-accident:

donglek:

megustamemes:

It’s more disturbing with the USB cable plugged in.

NO

YESSSSS

reblog if you want your followers to tell you one thing they secretly think about you
sniffing:

LOOK AT THIS LILLL BABBY THAT FELL ASLEEP ON A GIRLS IPAD DURING CLASS

sniffing:

LOOK AT THIS LILLL BABBY THAT FELL ASLEEP ON A GIRLS IPAD DURING CLASS

thatsonofamitch:

adriofthedead:

davekat:

amour-and-bisous:

emmazzin:

this is a real thing omg

This is my favorite thing

 

this is so very british

oh my god it gets better when you understand exactly how far he went

tahthetrickster:

drewapple:

i can only picture these people stranded out in the middle of the ocean in this picture. like there is nothing around them for thousands of miles 

#but why does it have a little pool of water on it #a pool in ur pool

tahthetrickster:

drewapple:

i can only picture these people stranded out in the middle of the ocean in this picture. like there is nothing around them for thousands of miles 

 

image

fawked:

why are there 12 year old boys with 72k followers on Instagram

phantom-ofthe-troyler:

DON’T YOU

FUCKING DARE

TELL ME THAT SCHOOL ISN’T HARD

I KNOW YOU’RE GROWN UP

I KNOW YOU ARE MY PARENT

I KNOW YOU’VE ALREADY BEEN THROUGH THIS PART OF LIFE

BUT SCHOOL HAS GOTTEN HARDER

AND HARDER

AND HARDER

 AND TEACHERS ARE UNFAIR TO ME AND ASSIGN TOO MUCH

AND THEY DON’T UNDERSTAND THAT WHEN I AM TIRED

I CANNOT DO WORK

I CANNOT SUCCEED ON A TEST

I CANNOT FUNCTION

BECAUSE

I

AM

FUCKING

TIRED

OKAY?