A Spectacular Spattering of Shit
funniestpicturesdaily:

What a student gave to one of my teachers

funniestpicturesdaily:

What a student gave to one of my teachers

community college tips

neptunain:

  • don’t talk to anybody 
  • don’t make eye contact
  • avoid the cafeteria because they will probably be doing a flash mob to current viral song
  • transfer
  • the guy who constantly tries to play devils advocate with the teacher  and sound philosophical whenever he speaks actually is failing the class but it doesn’t matter because grades doesn’t determine his self worth only upvotes matter

calleo:

i-am-a-mushroom:

i-am-a-mushroom:

i-am-a-mushroom:

i-am-a-mushroom:

My shrimp is so weird like when I touch it, it changes colors and kinda spasms sometimes idk

like it was kinda pinkish and then it turned red and now its yellow

and it has a stripe that wasn’t there before

its weird

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clarification

MY PET SHRIMP

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further clarafication

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SHRIMP

IN

A

FISH TANK

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This is worth the read.

vincentvangoth:

when u miss the last step on the stairs

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retiredjesus:

person: i heard if u bend the iphone 6 it bends.

me: i heard if u set clothes on fire, they burn. wtf did u expect would happen

mistletease:

kimisbaked:

I wanna be that one girl who looks really cute but also gives off the vibe that she could snap your neck if you disrespect her like is that possible for me

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cheesyfiestafuck:

getting caught smoking weed under a parachute

ivyinspired:

this accurately represents my class participation

ivyinspired:

this accurately represents my class participation