What a student gave to one of my teachers
- don’t talk to anybody
- don’t make eye contact
- avoid the cafeteria because they will probably be doing a flash mob to current viral song
- the guy who constantly tries to play devils advocate with the teacher and sound philosophical whenever he speaks actually is failing the class but it doesn’t matter because grades doesn’t determine his self worth only upvotes matter
My shrimp is so weird like when I touch it, it changes colors and kinda spasms sometimes idk
like it was kinda pinkish and then it turned red and now its yellow
and it has a stripe that wasn’t there before
MY PET SHRIMP
This is worth the read.
when u miss the last step on the stairs
person: i heard if u bend the iphone 6 it bends.
me: i heard if u set clothes on fire, they burn. wtf did u expect would happen
I wanna be that one girl who looks really cute but also gives off the vibe that she could snap your neck if you disrespect her like is that possible for me
getting caught smoking weed under a parachute
this accurately represents my class participation